shouldnt:

Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

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what ur fav new wave band says about u

adam and the ants: I will have sex with anybody
the b-52's: I will spit in your face and laugh
duran duran: I am a vain piece of shit
depeche mode: I blend into walls
erasure: gay
eurythmics: do you know how many shades of eyshadow I own? like at least a dozen
falco: I don't even speak german
inxs: I am wearing a bandanna and drinking cheap beer
japan: I'm special. so special
joy division: not even a new wave band also go fuck yourself
kate bush: I am an artsy piece of shit
new order: I never knew my true parents I was raised by a drum machine
the police: I hate myself I hate myself I hate myself
roxy music: the leather underpants I'm wearing are really chafing me
talking heads: what
u2: I appreciate the finer things in life and love getting my ass kicked
ub40: I think I'm an incredibly diverse and tolerant person

bustysaintclair:

Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with

It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”

Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask

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